officialwhitegirls:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie

officialwhitegirls:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie

(via officialwhitegirls)


flextrovert:

gnometeeth:


A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

"Do what you must, for I have already won."

flextrovert:

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

"Do what you must, for I have already won."

(via officialwhitegirls)


coolben94:

Dear past self,

When u cut off ur hair mom wont be that mad and you dont have to run away.

From,
Ben (that’s you)

(via zackisontumblr)



waltass:

VIRGINIA JUST LEGALIZED GAY MARRIAGE FIRST STATE IN THE SOUTH 30 MINUTES AGO HELL FUCKIN YEA TURN THE FUCK UP IN THIS STATE FUNCTION

(via asvprock)


fvanjik:

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY BLOG
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD
moment of silence 4 ppl who have to deal with surprise dick pics

(via lonelytreestump)


All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

(via arwenundomie)


booarchive:

James.

(via insecureities)


dirudo:

dirudo:

(via greetings)


4lungboy:

kegelking:

fuks:

egg frozen in ice

Look like a titty

u ever seen a titty son

4lungboy:

kegelking:

fuks:

egg frozen in ice

Look like a titty

u ever seen a titty son

(via derping-since-birth)